You don't like to get up early like most of us? It is 7am, your mother is in the kitchen, preparing breakfast, sister in the bathroom doing her makeup, father in the yard playing with dog, and you are forced to get up. Keep calm, take this coffee mug and move out.
If there's an asshole in your life then go ahead and tell them that they're just that but in a creative and kinda cute way. It can be an amazing gift for your husband or wife and it will surely make them laugh.