Green Army Man Bottle Opener

You invited friends for some adult socializing, but you are all just a kid in soul. After a few beers, becomes a great toy!

  • ATTENTION!!! Okay, at ease boys…grab a beer! Sgt. Pryer Army Man Bottle Opener is ARMED for DUTY!
  • OPEN YOUR BEER with military-style precision using an Army Man Bottle Opener tool, THAT’S AN ORDER! This bottle opener is ready for when there is important work to be done. Just push down on legs to open or flip it over and use his helmet, works great either way…opens bottles quickly!
  • ALWAYS READY FOR SERVICE. This bottle opener is a much larger replica of the original classic green army men most played with as kids and is not made of cheap plastic. In fact, it is made of die cast metal that fits perfectly in your hand and will take down every bottle cap that comes its’ way. No other backup is needed, the Sgt. Pryer bottle opener is always ready for service! Expect years of distinguished service
  • 100% MANUFACTURER'S WARRANTY: We stand behind our Army Man Bottle Opener with a complete, lifetime guarantee. If he breaks or if you don't absolutely love your new bottle opener we will take him back, retire him from duty and offer a replacement or refund, no questions asked. That is part of our 100% LIFETIME CUSTOMER SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!!
$10.99 $19.00
$10.99
$19.00
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as of December 12, 2019 6:13 pm
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