Perfect Grow a Girlfriend Gag Gift

If your friend constantly complains that he can't find the right girl for himself, buy him one. This girl meets all the criteria. A hilarious gift!

If You Can't Get A Date - Then Grow The Perfect Mate!
Grows To 6X Original Size Of 2" x 2"
Place In Water To Watch Her Grow!
Begins To Grow In 2 Hours And Reaches Full Size In 72 Hours
Dry Her Out To Use Her Again And Again!

Perfect Grow a Girlfriend Gag Gift

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Presidential Cat Scratcher

No matter who the current president is, you and your cat understand that the cat rules the house. You are just the cat's humble servant that will buy this Presidential Cat Scratcher immediately. Your cat deserves a podium to share a word with her minions.

Dog Sprinkler Pad

Now your four-legged friend can have fun and enjoy its own swimming pool on hot summer days. If your dog loves water, he will adore this splash pool with sprinklers. Just make sure that you regularly trim the nails to prolong the life span of this fun garden toy that even your kids can enjoy with the family dog.

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