Ladies, have you ever wanted to hit your man directly in the balls? Are you afraid to do it because you love him and don't want to hurt him? If so then behold the next best thing. You can practice your ball hitting skills without hurting anyone. Suitable for all occasions where hitting in the balls is preferable.
While he's cooking in the kitchen, you walk up to him and realize that something is missing. After another look at this particular item it becomes clear to you that this is the thing that was missing. Get your man an apron, but an apron he deserves. This one will definitely make him laugh, too.