Sometimes work can be stressful, and you need a healthy way to vent. Desktop boxing is a great stress relief toy that comes even with little boxing gloves for your fingers and a rule book. You can even turn this into an office competition.
"Nothing but fear from hear on out B#@" "Welcome to your nightmare B#@" "You can run, but you can't hide B*#@"
I hope you have already entered Scary Terry's nightmares and made him your friend. You never know when he'll come in handy when you need to invade someone's dreams!
This shirt, buy it you should. Give your geeky friend the coolest t-shirt in the galaxy, and make sure that he will never forget to follow the light path of the Force. The dark side of the Force is always lurking, waiting to steal the best Jedi towards the dark side, and Yoda's wise words will keep him protected.