You Shall Not Pass Doormat

For those friends who are fans of Frodo's adventures and the fellowship of the Ring, this doormat is a very creative gift. Notify the visitors that when they arrive at your door not bearing gifts, they shall not pass!

  • KEEP BALROGS OUT - With this doormat, you can do it like Gandalf: Keep the unwanted guests out. Your mother-in-law, your stalking ex-girlfriend/boyfriend or those double glazing window sellers... don't they all have a certain resemblance to the Balrog?! So summon all your power, stomp on the floor and shout out loud: "You shall not pass!" Then shut the door.
  • DURABLE, THICK (1inch) MATERIAL - This doormat is made to last and to keep dirt out of your house: Unlike other thin and flat doormats, the thick coir fibres will thoroughly clean your shoes and suck up moisture. No dirt shall pass and we mean it! The print is deeply dyed for a long lasting crisp image. Gandalf won't abandon you!
  • EXTRA BIG SIZE - This doormat is bigger than most other doormats: 23.7 by 15.7inch. It comes with a rubber back to ensure it stays in place even during heavy cleaning sessions.
  • 100% NATURAL COIR FIBER - The fibres of this doormat are made from 100% natural coconut husks, so they are environmentally friendly, biodegradable and made from 100% renewable resources.
  • A PERFECT GIFT for LotR fans. Of course nerds & geeks and gamers will love it, too. Also perfect as a birthday gift or christmas present. Or just treat yourself.
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