If your dear geek enjoy getting wasted then this is the gift you should get them. Not only they'll use it but think of you every time they get drunk. At least while they're conscious, that is. Suitable for all events where getting wasted is preferable.
If you hate the rain, now you can express exactly how you feel by opening this umbrella on a rainy day. We can’t do anything to change the weather, but we can help you stay dry. And, if you decide to carry this umbrella on a sunny day, we won't judge you.