If you're going to the theme party, here is an awesome idea for a costume. In addition, if you're one of those people who finds bubble popping relaxing, now you can pop yourself.
Open this book to reveal the first pages of some chemistry shit. Then a final flip reveals a hollowed cut made just for the included flask. Set this handsome vintage tome on your bookshelf and channel your inner-Hemingway or Bukowski. Or if you're a student then you already know what to do with this...
This teddy bear is a professional alcohol smuggler. He has the ability to hide and smuggle the whole bottle. He is on the wanted list, but he has never been caught because of his cuteness. If you see him, you need to retain him and fill him with your favorite drink.