Don’t F**k Up The Table Coasters

Be polite when guests arrive and let you coasters tell the story. It will definitely make everybody laugh, but be honest, when you see it you won't dare not to use it.

  • GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR - Let's face it, most of the coasters you see are SO boring. You may think "as long as they are functional I don't really care. A coaster can never be a center piece......UNTIL NOW! Our liquid absorbing coasters not only protect your furniture effectively against water rings, they are also designed to make your guests laugh! Admit it or not, you hand somebody a coaster so that they don't mess up. Now you can make your point without embarrassing
  • A UNIQUE GIFT - Do you want your gift stand out from others? - Perfect to go inside a wine basket for men and women, for youngster or the senior. Post it as a Christmas, housewarming, or birthday present. Imagine the recipients face when they open the box then enjoy the complement as one of the best gifts they get. They are also good as the conversation starter for party, entertaining or wedding registry.
  • LARGER THAN STANDARD SIZE - While other similar coasters are barely 4 inch in size, our big 4.3 inch (11cm) size suits ALL drinking cups and Mugs, such as bourbon, highball, lowball, whiskey glasses, coffee mugs, tumblers, flasks, Mason jars, and large fountain drinks.
  • CENSORED F WORD, UNCENSORED FUN - If the whole F word is too aggressive for you, you will love this little cover-up that we use here.
  • ENJOY OUR LIFETIME "NO STAIN" GUARANTEE - Taking care of our amazing customers is our #1 priority. We thoughtfully designed every aspect of our absorbent coasters. The Passive Agressive language, size, and color make them superior fun drink coasters. If you aren't completely happy with our 8 pack ENKORE Coasters, we will give you a full money-back refund. You can click the yellow "Add to Cart" Button today with total confidence in the quality and effectiveness of our products!
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