Be polite when guests arrive and let you coasters tell the story. It will definitely make everybody laugh, but be honest, when you see it you won't dare not to use it.
If you are not in the mood of having an ordinary Christmas tree, well this will definitely cheer you up! Make fun out of everything and enjoy the party!
Stop searching for your disappearing eyeglasses the first thing in the morning. This night owl stays perched beside your bed and keeps your glasses in reach when it's time to turn in. You'll find your eyeglasses on the exact same spot every morning. Except if the owl miraculously wanders away...But it won't. It'll ...