This teddy bear is a professional alcohol smuggler. He has the ability to hide and smuggle the whole bottle. He is on the wanted list, but he has never been caught because of his cuteness. If you see him, you need to retain him and fill him with your favorite drink.
If your job considers standing or walking most of the time then this is the thing you need. If your feet start hurting after a long day at work just step on it and start relaxing and relieving foot pain. Just don't over do it because you might fall and make the problem even worse.
If you were ever annoyed by some poorly parked car but didn't know how to express the anger - this is the gift for you. It is your civil duty to order these business cards and let know people that they really suck at parking! And, who knows, maybe some of them actually feel shame and learn how to park properly.