No, you wouldn't...but doctor said you must have one beer a day! This will help you by keeping your beer cool. You know, as they say, doctor knows the best!
You don't like to eat fast and unhealthy food? Now you can carry your delicious and healthy prepared food wherever you go. Stop worrying about that your food will spill out of container and get yourself or your kid this leak-proof lunch box.
Because, I'm a scientist. Because, I invent, transform, create and destroy for a living. And when I don't like something about the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do ...