Grow Your Own Willy

Simply pop this little wiener into water and watch it grow over the next few days up to six times it's size. When it loses all the water it'll shrink back to its original size meaning you can grow it over and over again. Great gift idea because it's bound to get a giggle.

  • ✌ Our Grow Your Own Willy is a hilarious novelty gift that can grow up to 600% it's original size! Just place the willy into a vessel of room temperature water. Unlike normal willes which shrink at the sight of tepid water, our Grow Your Own Willy will begin to grow and may take up to 3 days to grow completely.
  • ✌ Without fear of STD's, pregnancy, the inevitable 'Morning Wood' or midnight leg humping, the Grow Your Own Willy is a girl's new best friend. Always standing to attention, this wet little soldier will not poke where it is not wanted nor answer back when you say you have a headache.
  • ✌ Once out of water the Grow Your Own Willy will shrink back to it's original size. You can grow your willy again and again, give it a name, go to certain American states and marry it (hey, a woman married a rock, surely this is more feasible)...
  • ✌ Grow Your Own Willy is approx 5 cm x 1.5 cm x 1 cm at it's original size * Grow Your Own Willy's make hilarious novelty gifts for ages 16 to 160! Novelty gifts are our speciality and this is one gift that is bound to get a giggle and raise more than an eyebrow.
  • ✌ Perfect for stocking fillers, Birthday gifts or even Hen Party gifts! Why not create a naughty gift basket or send to someone who needs a bit of cheering up? The Grow Your Own Willy isn't for sexual use, but that is the refreshing thing about it!
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