Hey beer lovers, behold the best invention on planet Earth. Get this item to someone who enjoys relaxing with a glass or two of beer after a long day. It's easy to clean and refill so the person will have no problems with getting wasted. And they'll most certainly think of you every time they do.
Holds 2. 75 quarts of your favorite Beverage
Tower stands 30 inches tall
Durable clear plastic tube-detaches from the base for easy refilling and cleaning
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