You are scared of the spider, the thought of having to catch it yourself and throw it out kills you. With this spider catcher you can do it easily and safely.
You want every meal to be perfect. With this cutting board you can make one! The guideline provides perfect pieces of anything you imagine to cook. Be the great chef in your kitchen!
Because, I'm a scientist. Because, I invent, transform, create and destroy for a living. And when I don't like something about the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do ...