The idea of writing a journal seems silly and like something that little girls do. But this is not that kind of diary. This one you will appreciate for a long time. You don't need to write a lot. You must write just one sentence a day that will sum up the most important event or emotion that happened that day. After doing that for five years, you will have a charming book to read and reminisce about the old days.
Rick lost his portal gun again. But, we found it, and we're holding it just for you. Come on, don't be a Jerry, and start your inner galactic adventures! Don't be afraid to use this gun in offensive ways. Defensive, I meant defensive... Wubba lubba dub dub!
Who's that Pokemon? Iiiiiit's coffee! Ordinary coffee stops being ordinary if you drink it outta this cool mug. Every Pokemon fan will appreciate this custom shaped mug and will reject using another mug for the rest of his life.