Super Hilarious Revenge Parking Cards

There are too many bad drivers today, and that’s where the frustration comes in. Having the opportunity to really convey the words that scream through your brain when you come across a badly parked car is a blessing!

  • NOT YOUR FATHER'S REVENGE CARDS! Idiots that can't park driving you crazy? Show those stupid double parking mother truckers how you really feel with our profanity filled, NSFW, vengeance note pack that'll really stick it to those aholes!
  • PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better! Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot stealing, Jeep driving, jerk when they find your sassy citation!
  • GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our Witty Yeti gag gifts and novelty sets. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
  • BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot and deliver justice with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Did that a hole at the store with the BMW steal your parking spot? Get even with that moron using our funniest raunchy cards.
  • THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Share laughs with friends when you break these out at the White Elephant Christmas party. They're also amazing birthday presents for the men and women road-ragers in your life.
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The Gift of Nothing

The Gift of Nothing

What do you buy for the person that's got it all? That's right. You buy them nothing. Literally. There's no chance of them hating you for it because there's 'nothing' to hate.. Great present idea for all in any occasion. Make someone laugh and it's already a good gift.

My Girlfriend Is Hotter Than My Coffee Mug

My Girlfriend Is Hotter Than My Coffee Mug

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Calorie Counting Wine Glass

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Are you one of those people who actively exercises and strictly take care of your body? Drinking responsibility now has the whole new level with the calorie counting feature. Stop worrying about your calorie intake, get this wine glass, enjoy and relax.

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