If your loved one creates as much gas as the local sewage then this item is a must have for you. Or him. Okay, for both of you. This will be the answer to your prayers. Just tell them to place it outside the door as a warning and you'll be good to go.
You know that attacks happen when you least expect them at all, but now you can always be prepared to defend yourself with this self defense shoe lace insert. Just put it between your shoe strings and you're ready for action.
If you were ever annoyed by some poorly parked car but didn't know how to express the anger - this is the gift for you. It is your civil duty to order these business cards and let know people that they really suck at parking! And, who knows, maybe some of them actually feel shame and learn how to park properly.
Surprise your loved one with this small gift and never get locked out of his/her heart again. Well, if you don't lose the key, that is. With a unique design it will surely bring a smile to your partner's face.